(Source: rooneymara)
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(Source: coldaroundme)
whoever said that he doesn’t make contributions to society
(Source: fuzzypickler)
sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
(Source: foxnewsofficial)
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(Source: juliable)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
Is benedict cumberbatch unintentionally doing the vlog brothers sign here?
What is happening…where is this from…people don’t just UNINTENTIONALLY do the Nerdfighter sign…either he was told to do this or…or…
OR HE IS A NERDFIGHTER, HANK. (Source.)
i like the idea of things being organized and clean but im not good with the execution